so tonight i had to kick out 2 members of a band after they had already played, because they were doing coke in plain sight in the men's room. on a side note, i have to kick people out of my club for shit i used to do, but if youre obvious and a douche youre gonna go. i dont necessarily want to, but my boss is always watching. underage drinking, drugs, just being too drunk and fighting are all things i used to do, but i was smart and mostly didnt get caught. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


my job is still pretty fun. only 4 fights out of 12 concerts. 1 outta 3 aint bad

stage/venue monitor?

yup im a bouncer at a decent sized venue in boston.

At least you can beat the shit out of your problems and say "Oh he was being disorderly, boss." I have to work with a damn Vegan who preaches to me CONSTANTLY about the evils of eating meat everytime I go out to eat lunch. He keeps telling me all the time about all the damage it does to my colon and how I'm filling my liver up with steriods when I eat chicken, and so on and so forth. He's mostly exaggerating and full of shit, but it doesn't stop it from being a source of annoyance in my daily work routine.

What I wouldn't give to be a bouncer, and to toss that bastard a flask of whiskey and say a few minutes later, "He brought in his own booze, and that is strictly prohibited by club policy. When I asked him to put the drink away, he raised a hand to me and I was forced to beat him to death with his own shoes."

i guess youre right. i can beat my problems with my fists most of the time. i feel better.

I kinda know what you're saying!

Totally reminded me of that dude from Wayne's World 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKZu0lIDrzA&feature=related

POLICE BRUTALITY!!!

Pft. What u gonna do? Call the police?

Go ahead, so we can have a party!

tonight my boss picked out a skinhead and we were placing bets on how long he'd last. my boss bet 30 seconds once the headliner came on, there were a bunch of bets, but i won with the 3 song bet. he lasted 5 songs but i was the closest with out going over. he was really cool about getting kicked out too. i expected a fight. there was one tonight, but we broke it up quick. the guy was all bloody, so i didnt want to take his wrist band......... aids? no thank you

No just Ghostbusters...They'll know what to do....

LOL thank goodness the skinhead wasn't any trouble

God damn ametures! I'm never sober when chilling at any local club, bar or anywhere quite to think of it and i've never been kicked out for brazing...

Skinhead? Neo-Nazi? Maybe...could there be a correlation? Perhaps! Is it still fun to watch people get the piss beat out of each other? YES! I'd like to make a bet on who loses a tooth in a fight. Proper dental hygiene is essential!

the boston area has a lot of skinheads, but theyre not nazis. skinhead started as a black rasta movement in the 60s when the rastas shaved their dreads because they were dock workers and it was hot as balls. its a working class movement. neo nazis are neo nazi and they can all choke on dick and burn in hell.

back to stupid people at work: my buddy and i kicked these guys out for fighting on saturday. the whole fight started over some guys medallion on his chain. he kept going on about how expensive his bling was and trying to get back in until finally he got his ass whooped and arrested. at the end of the night we find his bling on the ground. its a cheap ass gold plated piece of shit that you could get at a mall for 20 bucks. idiot